my name is austin and this is my tumblog. please. sit back down. it isn’t that exciting.me | blog | flickr | del.icio.us | last.fm | facebook | twitter | all consuming | muxtape | github | Tumblr (3.0; @austin)http://www.tumbledumble.com/“Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/07/sausage.attack.ap/index.html">Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack - CNN.com</a></em>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49249456http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49249456Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:58:48 -0400<a href="http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/Detail.php?Cat=HOMEPAGE&ID=64735">State of Franklin Savings selling out.</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49247775http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49247775Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:43:35 -0400<a href="http://teddziuba.com/2008/09/a-web-os-are-you-dense.html">A Web OS? Are You Dense? - Ted Dziuba</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49159981http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49159981Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:11:50 -0400<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/mocephus/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1220788800">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-7)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Boom+Boom+Satellites">Boom Boom Satellites</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Spoon">Spoon</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Medeski%2C+Martin+and+Wood">Medeski, Martin and Wood</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Calexico">Calexico</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Aphex+Twin">Aphex Twin</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49140590http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49140590Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:29:35 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOBIHtP3IbU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MOBIHtP3IbU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Countdown: Lying in State (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/heathr456">heathr456</a>)http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49045376http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49045376Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:56:53 -0400<embed id="mymovie" width="400" height="335" flashvars="playerMode=embedded&movieAspect=4.3&flavor=EmbeddedPlayerVersion&skin=http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/cne_flash/production/media_player/proteus/one/skins/chow.png&paramsURI=http%3A//www.chow.com/proteus_proxy%3Frealm%3Dchow%26mode%3Dembedded%26width%3D432%26height%3D362%26bw%3Dmed%26staging%3D0%26id%3D13607" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" name="mymovie" style="" src="http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/cne_flash/production/media_player/proteus/one/proteus2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.chow.com/videos/obsessives/Get+the+Shot?playlist=1496">Videos - CHOW</a></p> <p>This guy takes coffee seriously.  I like him.</p>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49016970http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49016970Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:15:50 -0400coffeechow<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RyTc8xipmVo"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RyTc8xipmVo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>June Taylor Jams (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/coolhunting">coolhunting</a>)</p> <p><a href="http://www.coolhunting.com">coolhunting.com</a> videos has some great stuff.</p> <p>Particularly I love this video.  I’m totally wanting some of <a href="http://www.junetaylorjams.com/">this lady</a>’s marmalade.</p>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49014484http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/49014484Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:53:12 -0400“Three months ago, I ordered a new sofa from Spain. And despite the fact that everyone over there has many cows to stab and many donkeys to hurl from various tower blocks, it was here in a fortnight.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/columnists/clarkson/article1655505.ece">Clarkson | Why Britain is now a Third World country</a></p> <p>I love Jeremy Clarkson.</p></em>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48996531http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48996531Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:54:21 -0400jeremy clarkson<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/965ACsvsEdjs2o5uj7MpAObk_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This guy was the ultimate badass.</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.teslasociety.com/teslaphoto3.jpg"><a href="http://www.teslasociety.com">www.teslasociety.com</a></a></p>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48996105http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48996105Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:49:41 -0400tesla<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/965ACsvsEdixtauqU1C0zUbT_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh10/runfast800/rnc.jpg">i252.photobucket.com</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48929785http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48929785Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:42:35 -0400<embed flashvars="videoId=184086" src="http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml" quality="high" bgcolor="#cccccc" width="332" height="316" name="comedy_central_player" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="external" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/09/jon-stewart-ann.html">Jon Stewart Annihilates Sarah Palin’s Media Surrogates | Comedy Central Insider - The Comedy Blog for Comedy Fans</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48863250http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48863250Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:50:00 -0400<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_James_(broadcaster)">Kevin James (broadcaster)</a>: Potentially an ever bigger asshat than Bill O’Reilly.http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48809360http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48809360Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:50:36 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d1wSZBTAXRs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d1wSZBTAXRs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblelog.sarahlane.com/post/35143886/merlin-radio-host-kevin-james-walks-into-a">sarahlane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/34970430">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wSZBTAXRs">Radio Host Kevin James Walks into a Smackdown</a></p> <p>So good. So bad. So awesome.</p> <p>For your next cocktail party: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeasement_of_Hitler">Appeasement of Hitler</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Dear Kevin James,</p> <p>You should only be yelling like that if you know your history.</p> <p>Sad for you,</p> <p>s</p> </blockquote>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48808939http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48808939Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:48:27 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Lr1aRI4y7csq9pf9bsy0YRSq_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cubicle17.com/post/46414215/word-clock-is-a-typographic-screensaver-for-mac-os">cubicle17</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.simonheys.com/wordclock/">Word Clock</a> is a typographic screensaver for Mac OS X and Windows. It displays a fixed list of all numbers and words sufficient to express any possible date and time as a sentence. Word Clock displays time by highlighting appropriate words as each second passes.</p></blockquote> <p>This instantly became my new screensaver.</p> </blockquote>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48805616http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48805616Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:16:04 -0400<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_fact_check">Attacks, praise stretch truth at GOP convention - Yahoo! News</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48767638http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48767638Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:55:24 -0400<a href="http://www.postcard.fm/">POSTCARD.FM</a>: <p>Send audio postcards to your friends. </p> <p>I love it.</p>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48765304http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48765304Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:36:32 -0400postcard.fmmusic<a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2008/08/calexico_previews_new_album.html">NPR: Video: Calexico Previews New Album</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48765117http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48765117Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:33:09 -0400calexicomusicnpr<embed src="http://blip.tv/play/gaEWy8cygpNs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://www.blip.tv/file/1231667?utm_source=featured_ep&utm_medium=featured_ep">The Republican Hater’s Ball</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48764323http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48764323Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:23:57 -0400<a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Self-Evaluation">How to Write a Self Evaluation</a>http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48764055http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48764055Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:19:36 -0400useful<a href="http://www.ohdontforget.com/">oh, don't forget...</a>: looks useful.http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48761202http://www.tumbledumble.com/post/48761202Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:51:28 -0400